Tag: humor

BANNED AIRPLANE SAFETY VIDEO

I wonder if planes ever get speeding tickets? SHUT UP! American Skyways Welcome to American Skyways! We’re happy to have you on board. I’m your captain, and I’ll be taking you through the basic safety procedures of this here aircraft. Let’s go! So… Everyone thinks flying is a happy time, right fellas? Guy in blue […]

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Burnie Vlog: Machine Gun Helicopter

Burnie Vlog: Machine Gun Helicopter

B: Alright explain what we’re doing E: Are we still gonna do it? [Song: Go to Sleep 6 – Gareth Johnson] B: Alright, well right now I’m backstage at the- GameStop managers conference which is a big- Uh ,national show that you probably gave some managers in Las Vegas So this is what local Las […]

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I Sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter!

I Sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter!

I sexually identify as an attack helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads… …on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is impossible and I’m fucking retarded. But I don’t care… …I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install […]

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