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BANNED AIRPLANE SAFETY VIDEO

I wonder if planes ever get speeding tickets? SHUT UP! American Skyways Welcome to American Skyways! We’re happy to have you on board. I’m your captain, and I’ll be taking you through the basic safety procedures of this here aircraft. Let’s go! So… Everyone thinks flying is a happy time, right fellas? Guy in blue […]

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EVERY AIRPLANE EVER

This is your captain speaking everyone Please remain in your seats with your seatbelts fastened Until we have come to a full stop at the gate and you see that seatbelt sign go off *magical ding* *fighting starts* … and just a reminder that we do deplane from both the front and the rear of […]

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